What is 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?  Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  What about someone who asks you to give more than 100%?  What makes up 100% in life?  Here's a mathematical formula to find the answer to these questions.


If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  are represented by 1% 2% 3% 4% 5% 6% 7% 8% 9% 10% 11% 12% 13% 14% 15% 16% 17% 18% 19% 20% 21% 22% 23% 24% 25% 26% respectively,

then:


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 


But, look how far ass kissing will get you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


Conclusion:

KNOWLEDGE and HARD WORK can get you close.  ATTITUDE can get you there.  But, it takes BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING to actually put you over the top.


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