Fredagsfräckis på en söndag...
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad ! because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she'd had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose ?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad ! because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she'd had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose ?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Kommentarer
Postat av: Matilda
Vill du veta en sak? Det är det också! :D
Postat av: Fiski
svar: haha. jag vet. det jag försökte komma fram till var bara att det ser så galet fånigt ut när någon pekar på armen när man frågar om vad klockan är. precis som om den tillfrågade inte skulle förstå frågan annars.
Postat av: Jessica - PCT
Men usch, vad läskigt.
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